The Highway Code, Leicester Style

Red Light: more of a guideline really, if you can’t see that you are definitely going to hit someone keep going.

Amber light: drive faster, you only have a couple of seconds of right of way left!

Emergency Lights: for letting people know you are well aware you have parked illegally to pop to the newsagent/chippy

Indicators 1: oh those blinky things? dunno, not sure what they are for.

Indicators 2: I’m about to do something incredibly stupid, consider this your warn.. oh done it.

Indicators 3: those are to let people know i’m about to do something right? Doesn’t matter which one i use does it?


About Aunty Fox

'Fox Spirit is the crazy young aunt who dances in the rain and conjures fantastic worlds out of cardboard boxes, loo rolls and sellotape'
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to The Highway Code, Leicester Style

  1. Hilarious! As someone who negotiates the said area, I can agree, however I have at add Nottingham is far worse!

    There is a total lack of respect all around.

  2. Haha, incredibly accurate. Very funny

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s